Elton John is about to enrage the entire American Bible belt..

In a soon to be publiished US Interview Elton apparently claims "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems."

He adds: "Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead."

If the American religious community catches up with you Elton… you might not be far behind!!

Ned Flanders will not be happy....

 

                                                            

   

Tiger Woods finally broke his silence today - proclaiming to the world "I had affairs. I cheated"..

No? Really?  

He added "I'm deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behaviour I have engaged in."

"I thought I could get away with whatever I wanted to." " I bitterly disappointed all of you".

He said that after therapy he was now taking the "first steps in the right direction".

Yes - Therapy.

Mr Woods is receiving sex therapy, big business in the the US according to my Hollywood mole.

In the UK men who have affairs with 15 women (lost count?) are just bas**rds - in the US they are "sex addicts" and they can get treatment for it...    

Wonder if Ashley Cole is planning a transfer to LA Galaxy?

                                                              

                                                               

After a violent spat with the paparazzi last year, Sean Penn now faces a jail term if convicted of the charges brought against him.

Mr Penn faces two counts of battery and vandalism. If convicted on both charges he could be sentenced to one and a half years.

  

As Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take the UK press to court following the recent Split Claims (although you got the REAL story here from the very beginning…) the celeb media still can't let the story go..

Some of the less desirable elements of the The US media have suggested this week that the recent family holiday in Venice was "staged" and "false".

"They are usually very shy about being photographed, but now they're making a point of being seen in public as a happy family unit." 

Of course - they could simply be making a statement to the world that they are indeed together and happy… but then where would the gossip be in that!!                                                             

                                                

                                                   

 

Despite rumours of even more infidelity on the part of her husband, Cheryl Cole did not seem to be too bothered as she spent a night partying in LA!! There have been so many rumours about their marriage - and even Mr Cole's sexuality that it looks as if Mrs Cole cares just about as much as we do..

                                                                

Apparently Ewan McGregor loves watching his own films - admitting that he is his own biggest fan..

He said: "I love nothing more than going to see one of my films for the first time. Without fail, the first thing I think is 'Is that me?' You know, I'm sitting there, and then it goes dark and the projection starts and I go, 'Flipping heck.' I say to myself, 'That's me up there.'

I always did get the impression that Mr McGregor loved himself..

      

  

William Shakespeare will shortly be appearing alongside Dizzee Rascal and  Amy Winehouse.

A year long arts tour of 61 writers' portraits will be touring England later this year.

Writers of Influence: Shakespeare to JK Rowling, opens in Sheffield in April and will go to Southampton, Plymouth and Sunderland.

No.. this is NOT a wind up….

                                   

  

Peter Andre has again stated that he will never reveal why he and Katie Price broke up last year… but did suggest that the truth will probably be let out of the bag by someone else.

Mr. Andre told the Daily Star: "When you see the whole story you'll realise why I lost all my confidence".

Truth is… we don't really care any more.. do we?

 

  

 

   

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